Listen to this.

Listen to this. Just do it. Be patient and sit through it.

Collinsville

I love my town because I could be blind folded, spun in circles, and dropped anywhere in it and know exactly how to get home. I know the areas to avoid for all sorts of reasons (traffic, construction, cops, muggers...). I know the overall attitude of my town, how nice or rude people are, and what restaurants are open at odd hours. I am also really enjoying the commercials about the Italian Fest.

It's full of ketchup.

High Fashion

What is going on in the world to make this cool to wear? I thought frumpy was always out.

I don't get fashion. I never have and I'm not about to start caring much for it now. But high fashion, the things celebrities wear, and most of the outfits on Project Runway are appalling. Whyyy does Katie Holmes want to look like an 8 year old boy?

This is couture?

A fashion website on Madonnas terrible Oscar the Grouch get-up:"Fringe rocks this spring. You can see this decoration everywhere from bags to shoes and dresses. Whether modern and sleek, feminine, or showgirl burlesque, fringed dresses are every girl’s must-have item!"

THAT has to be a joke? Fringe is cool? 

The Truth Pt. 2

I'm a lonely woman (having my lover away so often) so I Google a lot of sexy men... Well that's not really why. I do it becauseI <3 boys. I always have. But anyway, consider this a part TWO to my previous post "The Truth" featuring Rob Pattinson. Here is another man who hold's like... 1/16th of my heart (there are many men who hold the other 16 parts).

Who is he? Charlie Day! He plays my favorite character, Charlie Kelly, on my second favorite show "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia". I love him because he's quirky and looks like a real person UNLIKE Robert. Robert looks too much like he tries to look dirty...like he is so dirty he is clean...because he has a live-in stylist. Charlie Day probably doesn't make enough money for a stylist yet. Another reason I like him is because he is married in RL to his love-obsession "the waitress" on "It's Always Sunny..."

Good Swapper.

Today I was perusing the swap-bot forums when I went into a section I'd never been before. It was a "Good Swappers" section. I figured it would be about the same 10 or so people that I usually see running around the Bot being "good swappers" but lo and behold there was my name!! I had my own thread! It was started by someone I angelled a swap for. She said:

"@Saristotle hosted a really cool swap and when I got flaked on by @kaywinnetlee she sent me one of the best ATCs I have ever received!! She is a fantastic swap host, proactive with the angelling and incredibly talented!
Yay @saristotle XD"

How thrilling!

Join swap-bot at www.swap-bot.com!

Lord, Save Us From Your Followers. Amen!

I watched an interesting documentary tonight. It wasn't the best ever by far but I was surprised to like a documentary about Christianity by a Christian director. I thought for sure I'd want to smack a Evangelical before the movie was over...and I wanted to..but not because of the documentary's message (but because I always want to). It's called "Lord Save Us From Your Followers". (You can stream it instantly on Netflix right now). It's a Christian's journey to find out what Earthling's think of American Christians. The answer is obvious but the movie goes deeper after confirming that they are mostly disliked. I'd say it would be eye opening to a born-again Christian and a breath of fresh air to the rest of the world. But not totally amazing. It was very reminiscent of anything Morgan Spurlock has done including his 30 Days TV series on FX. So it's not award winning but light-hearted and bubbly-ish.

Sizzlin' Summer Swap

I joined a photography swap with the theme "Sizzlin' Summer". It was left up to the particpants interpretation of "Sizzlin' Summer" and my first thought was the phrase/saying "It's so hot you could fry an egg on the sidewalk". 

Lovely Jewelry Box Swap

I really enjoy decorating those little wooden boxes you can get at craft stores. I made a swap for the group I'm an officer for "Random Bits of Lovely" called the "Lovely Jewelry Box" swap.

I had a good time making this for my partner, Garrent.

I made a multicolored little kawaii candy and wrapped it in saran wrap to give it a wrapped hard candy look. I also painted it blue, and added red/blue bubble ribbon to the bottom. The pattern on the top is card stock. It's all sealed with DecoArt's triple thick glaze. I added a mirror, card stock pattern, and  bow to the inside.