For Truth. For Justice. For Five Bucks a Day.

I have been sent a "Juror Qualification Questionnaire". Many people would groan and think up some excuse as to why jury duty just isn't possible for them. Not me. Jury Duty has been the ONE constant aspiration I've had since seeing  Jury Duty starring Pauly Shore when I was 6. It's a gem among many shiny Pauly gems, that movie. I'm serious. Jury Duty>Son in Law. I love Pauly Shore and I love the idea of jury duty. I'm pumped and have promptly filled out my questionnaire. It should soon be in the hands of Madison counties finest.

I've already started day dreaming about my interview with Carl Wayne Bishop's lawyers. Lucky for me, I don't interview well and any opinion I've ever had about anything flies out the window when I get nervous and I become a slobbering uneducated dummy. Unlucky for them I'm not on paper and plan to fight for Carl's immediate release, since he's innocent. He has taser marks on his neck, people!